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LOG OF LEAD DEVELOPER Decon Desidae FOUND. DUMPING LOG

1/12/20XX
-Funding for my masterpiece, the arachnopod cloud core, was finally greenlit by the higher ups, and I’ve been
given my own section dedicated to my work. About time they recognized my genius… -Procured some shoddy spider
drones R&D were about to scrap to test with cloud core once programming is complete. Having assistants focus
on getting drones in working order so I can give full attention to my code. Should be done in a few weeks since
its mainly unchanged from institute days.
-Got chewed out by Dr. Watts for taking what was “her” shwarma from the breakroom fridge. Just because she’s
heading the company’s main project she thinks she can lord over everyone else...

12/12/20XX
-First batch of spider drones have been loaded with preliminary code of my cloud core architecture. As of now,
its crap, but exhilarating to see my creation given physical form, even if the vessel looks laden with tetanus.
Assistants wanted to see coding process, but shooed them away.
-“Tested” them to swipe design docs of Dr. Watts’ wonder project, but shoddy construction of drones gave away
their position, and soon Watts was screaming up a storm. Obviously returned the documents, though not before
flipping to a particularly… interesting addition she seems to have drawn in herself. Jarring to see on a
military bot, though I do have a newfound respect for Watts’ darringness with such an important project.

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20/4/20XX
-Something in the cloud core is having the spider drones prioritize the collection of random crap from my and
other’s departments, constructing their own nests in a bid to outdo each other. Assistants continue to harass
me to look at code, saying that the issue might be the result of a faulty line, but I KNOW that’s preposterous.
I’ve sealed unit 101 in a pod bearing a copy of the current cloud core data in the very low chance that we’ll
need to roll back to this version.
-Still bullshit that Dr. Watts got sacked from the 096 project. That empty nester was the only other person in
this entire company that had any actual vision. For giggles I have a drone dedicated to keeping her original
designs up as the official model to put into production. Can’t wait to see the look on that dick president’s face
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